"n-no guys look we’re cool. look a woman! thats cool right, thats what you guys wanted right? she isnt playable and this is just a cg trailer but we’re good now right? please buy our game"
Laid low by the matriarchy!
As someone who mains a female night elf druid, I enjoy this so very much :) Cry more, you fedora wearing shitbaby.
I just threw up in my mouth…..
i’m really upset about chris pratt’s obvious discomfort with bulking up for gotg
he keeps saying over and over about how excruciating it was and he makes a face whenever interviewers ask how he got in shape and he was…
Glitches in the matrix.
I’m freaking out
You know how people keep talking about wrong panorama shots?
What if the cameras are just showing the glitches in the Matrix that are really there and we don’t register?
b-but… if the orcs don’t drink the demon blood, and the draenei never get massacred… why can’t they just stay…
I mean, fuck, even when they push the Orcs v. Humans story, they choose the shittiest possible stories to pursue. STORIES THAT WOULD LITERALLY BE BETTER THAN WHAT THEY’VE BEEN WRITING.
- The continual poverty and suffering of Westfall and Varian Wrynn’s apparent apathy to their situation.
- The continual doucebaggery of Stormwind nobility that seem to have had zero comeuppance from it.
- The fact that the Defias Brotherhood was working with fucking Onyxia (remember they’re the ones that kidnapped Varian in the first place).
- Is there ANY FUCKING CONSEQUENCE to Varian essentially walking into Ironforge and forcing the dwarves into a governmental structure that none of them got to choose? Oh, and assaulting Moira and dragging her out into public in her fucking nightgown?
- The fact that, based on Magni, the Bronzebeards are misogynistic and how do they feel about having a woman on the throne and a mixed race baby as their future king?
- The fact that none of the Alliance races have stepped up to actually help the gnomes reclaim Gnomeregan or make a new home? The continued displacement of the gnomes?
- Cataclysm refugees still camping out around the Exodar? How’s that shit going along?
- No culture clashes involving an ancient ass race of nigh immortal space goats trying to fit into a culture of really short lived mortals?
- None of the Night Elves or Draenei raising serious eyebrow at having to follow the directions of a human, a race that they’re all individually older than?
- None of the Gilneans having any lingering doubt or dislike over rejoining the Alliance? How they feel about long-term displacement from their country?
- What’s going to happen with the Greymane dynasty now that Liam is dead and Genn has no other male heirs? Will Mia become Queen or will she be married off and essentially end the Greymane line? Does Gilneas have its own rules of
- THE FUCKING PANDAREN?
For the Horde:
- Yo how about a little fucking fall out from the fact that a lot of orcs essentially turned on the other Horde races in a violent, near genocidal campaign? The fact that many of them tortured Darkspear Trolls and Theramore Citizens to death? Nothing about the dynamics that allowed that shit to happen?
- Maybe the orcs, collectively sitting down and having some serious fucking soul searching on the idea that this is TWICE NOW that the leader they’ve invested singular and total power into has lead them down the path of violence, conquest, and subjugation? Maybe they need to stop listening to anyone named Hellscream?
- The Dark Shamans fucked the local elements up BIG TIME. Maybe some fall out from that, too?
- The fact that the Darkspear bore the brunt of most of the casualties of the war and the Tauren essentially stood back and did nothing until the very last second? I mean, Baine had to be dragged bodily into the rebellion. WTF Tauren?
- The fact that everyone Horde side slept on the Purge of Dalaran and nobody has come to stand up for the Sunreavers despite 99% of them having zero zip zilch to do with the fuckery with the Divine Bell but being collectively punished and jailed by Jaina, Valeera, and the Silver Covenant?Fuck, Aethas didn’t even know it was happening until he went through the portal to Darnassus and caught the Kor’kron agent about to start the operation to steal it and was told on no uncertain terms that if he said a word that he’d wake up with a slit throat.
- Yo, Lorthemar took a fuckton of really powerful magical artifacts from the Isle of Thunder, wtf happened with those?
- Gallywix is still the leader of the goblins, wtf.
- Anyone else got some words about Sylvanas’ fuckery with plague barrels and ressurecting the dead into more Forsaken?
- THE FUCKING PANDAREN.
First footage of The Legend of Korra Video game by Platinum games
I already know I’m going to get this game O_O
This is a thing which I shall buy :D